The YK Diplomant

HASBEEN NEWS!!

By Mesut Ege Çakırer, Mehmet Ekin, Dogaç Çınar Arat

After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory.

Another breaking news in hell today! Even though we just went through one, we have just received word from the heaven embassy that the next extermination is happening sooner than ever before. And that is totally not amazing news, even for hell.

Exterminators

We also have some recent intel on Lucifer's wannabee theatre kid daughter, Charlie Morningstar. Here is an amateur advertisement and introduction of the hotel by the hotel's bellhop, Alastor the radio demon:

"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a passionate nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"

the Hazbin Hotel!

Whilst all these news are happening throughout the pride ring, there is also another unimportant establishment opened down at the wrath ring, founded by an imp named Blitzø, The immediate murder professionals (I.M.P.). There are still speculations roaming around about the illegal usage of the Grimoire, special to the Ars Goetia, satan knows why, but why should we care? Anyways, thats for the 7 deadly sins court to decide sooner or later.

Meanwhile, up there inside the pearly gates, the troops are getting riled up by none other than the first man, inventor of coitus, Adam and his right hand, lute. We have a huge battle waiting for us folks, and it is going to be bloody, if we dont do something about it. Maybe should put our population into good use huh? But who knows! Im just Katie Killjoy, who is the awesome reporter of the 666 news.

Have a happy extermination!